Shanghai Lady

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New Britney Spears Video

Saturday, December 06, 2008 | 0 Comments

Who thought that the famous pop artist Britney Spears would have such a great come-back. After ”Womanizer”, here comes a nice teaser of ”Circus”.





You can watch the full video here.

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The Mad Cow

Thursday, December 04, 2008 | 0 Comments

This is just too good. The future of the Chernobyl cow. The future of our country.

Sorry for those who do not understand Romanian.

Vaca are dinti numai sus iar jos n-are decat niste dinti foarte mici. Vaca mai are niste dinti si pe limba (vaca mutanta! clar!). Fecundarea e de trei feluri: simpla, compusa si amenajata. Vaca are un loc in gura care rumega si se numeste rumegator. Vaca dupa ce a rumegat trece prin ciur, cheag, esofag si foios. Vaca are o deosebire de animalele carnivore pentru ca ea are dinti carnivori si ierbivori.

Imparatul vacilor este boul (!!!!). Vaca cand paste intai apuca cu gura si apoi intervine cu limba ei cea lunga si de aceea se poate satura (noroc cu limba ei cea lunga ca altfel murea animalul de foame).

Vaca nu oua ca alte pasari (dar zboara spre tarile calde in fiecare toamna). Picioarele au doua degete la care au unghii ca sa poata rezista la calcarea altor animale pe picioarele ei. Adaposturile incapatoare si bine intretinute pot sa dea o cantitate mare de lapte (si eu credeam ca laptele vine de la vaca). Vaca cand doarme ea incepe sa mestece iarba care iese prin ciur.

Primul animal inrudit cu vaca a fost boul (al doilea a fost omul). Picioarele se termina cu patru copite care ii ajuta pentru a nu se intepa in talpa (dar se gadila cu paiul).
Vaca are trei stiluri de dinti: stilul de iarba, stilul de foioase, de rumegatoare si altele. Vara are coarnele mari pentru a se apara de lupi si de insectele salbatice (dar cu insectele domestice se impaca bine). Ea are si o coada lunga si cu un stufis de par. Vaca are salba mare si lunga, cand o gadili ea se opreste din mers. Vaca are patru picioare, la fel si porcul merge in doua. (nu, copilu', daca mami il alinta pe tati "porcule", nu inseamna ca toti porci merg in doua picioare)

Calul are o coada lunga, se foloseste la coarda pentru vioara sau pentru citera. Copitele ii ajuta la fuga ca niste pantofi (Nike Air Jordan). Pe gat are o floaca (what??) lunga care flutureaza cand fuge.

Sepia traieste in mari, oceane si pe stancile muntilor (si se hraneste cu afine). Alte animale inrudite cu sepia este si casalotul. Casalotul este lung de 15 cm. Sepia are o gura foarte mare care se afla intre picioare.

Musca cand zboara se aude cand merge.(si calca vaca pe picioare) Toracele sunt formate din trei perechi de picioare. Prima pereche e formata din doua picioare. In loc de a doua pereche se gasesc niste aripi.

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Nivea Hair Care

Wednesday, December 03, 2008 | 2 Comments

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Worlds biggest Candle

Wednesday, December 03, 2008 | 0 Comments


This enchanting Christmas market is lit up, both metaphorically and literally, by the world's largest candle in the form of the illuminated castle keep. In Schlitz, Germany it is rising high above the town, it is even crowned with a giant light for the flame. Take a lift to the top and admire the scene. The views are even better when music and choirs can be heard in the streets below. I'm really starting to think ... it won't get worse tomorrow. :)

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Walrus plays the saxophone

Tuesday, December 02, 2008 | 0 Comments


A walrus has become a star attraction with visitors at a zoo in Turkey by learning to play the saxophone.
Under the direction of her trainer, Sara the Walrus grips the brass instrument between her flippers and blasts out a note.
Russian trainer Sergiy has also taught her to strike a nonchalant pose, leaning on a worktop with one flipper under her chin and looking bored.
Sara's skills at mimicking humans extend to dressing up as a railway platform conductor and blowing a whistle.
Sara is delighting onlookers with her routines at Istanbul Dolphinarium in Istanbul which opened its doors this week.

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Durex

Tuesday, December 02, 2008 | 3 Comments

As i was surfing on the internet, I accidentally found some durex commercials. I laughed my ass off and started to look for more and ... found more. I do not know where they have been published, but I did not see them before.

Check them out. Just enjoy. :)

About to get screwed?





Does it really last longer?!

And my personal favorurite. :)







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